Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter"".
Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers.
How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate.
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home.
