Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me.
A Texan says to a Harvard student... Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from, we don't end sentences with prepositions. Texan: oh, alright. where are ya from, jackass?
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair.
Meek Mill's response
I've learned a lot about kids while working at Menard's. Namely don't bring you fucking kid to Menard's.