How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?
People setting up GoFundMe's because they can't afford a TV... Don't you know that's what lay-a-way is for?
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night.
New guy: I really like your name Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday
Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?