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If by high maintenance you mean she looks like a stoned janitor, then yeah, she's high maintenance. Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day. Most of the jokes posted here
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My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters. Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times Controversy in Europe Did you hear about
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If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom? [X-Post r/dadjokes] European. My dad said this one earlier today. Do men prefer straight or curly
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Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures. What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed
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Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them. What was the
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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts. Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer,
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I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later. Que dijo un mar al otro? ola Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer?
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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. Election There was an election in New York. What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals ! Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's
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People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion of this world is that people are used and things are loved. How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang A photon checks into a hotel...
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Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."" Robot Nerves Why are robots
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Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I'm about
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If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The
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tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub Yo mama so fat She couldn't fit in this joke. A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak What goes CLOP CLOP
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Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19 Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing
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What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him. Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago? New guy: I really like your
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They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day. What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
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All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds. Then felt glad that I don't
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With Airlines stocks having crashed. I can't decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company. Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt. Yo mamma so ugly When one direction
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I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911. ""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral. My fitness instructer keeps
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Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments. Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're
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