Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women
Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.
What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?
How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests? What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
