They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day.
What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down.
If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse.
What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke....
