I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911.
""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral.
My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.
""Blow me."" -Soup.
I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me.