All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor
Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds. Then felt glad that I don't have to water them anymore. Suburban life is a roller coaster.
too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart
Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind.""