tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub
Yo mama so fat She couldn't fit in this joke.
A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak
What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting
Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending.