My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters.
Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times
Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?
Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !