How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?
Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!""
I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it.
I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in.
