If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses"".
My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out.
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan.
