If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom? [X-Post r/dadjokes] European. My dad said this one earlier today.
Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend.
Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.
A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick.
