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Kit of Joy
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Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.. Birth Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival
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No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font. Sorry I wrote ""All dogs matter"" on your ""I my Weimaraner"" bumper sticker. 1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your
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Why couldn't the hipster get off? He'd only masturbate before it was hard! A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!""
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What did Jose name his son? Hose B What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking. Best pickup
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""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome. there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are
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just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit? Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets
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""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom. Who is Cauli? And why the fuck didn't anyone tell him that he was planting vegetables and not flowers. What's the difference between a peeping
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Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship. Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric. Where
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Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody. Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying. Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark
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What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for
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Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her. Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is
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What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro. ""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP Does
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There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day The fish got battered! What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!! When someone tries to tell me they can't
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One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers.
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How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men. A short joke my GF told me My penis Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people. New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest
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*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"" What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ. What
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I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon. My
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Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco. [kidnapper hands wife phone] ""brent"" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED What does
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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay! I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction. Did you hear about the lonely cow that
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim. What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large. What's the difference between a robber and
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