Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her.
Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin.
How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow.
The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors.