What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room.
What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit? A tortoise.
What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat.
