Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody.
Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying.
Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Gary Coleman just died. Life is short. He died of multiple aneurysms. Different Strokes.
Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
