*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop""
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.
What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile
What do you call five tomatoes? A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
