Why couldn't the hipster get off? He'd only masturbate before it was hard!
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief.""
How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep
Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!