What did Jose name his son? Hose B
What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking.
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Did you get that joke about the Titanic? It took a while to sink in.
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.