There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day The fish got battered!
What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!
When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like ""you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?""
Green men make me cross.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !