Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in..
Birth Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks ""How dilated is she?""To which paddy relies,""Oh Jaysus we""re both over the fucking moon!!..:)
So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear.
SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled.
My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it.