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How do redditors get their water? From a well, actually my new year resolution is 1080p thanks please make this go viral so my ex gf stephanie sees it steph if ur reading this please take me back Choose
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Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. But i realised a sit-down comedian was more comfortable. Therapist:
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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit. My friend went whale watching the other day... I didn't know people were paying to take pictures of my ex. How did
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I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest. [first day as funeral director] this is the dress she wants to be buried in ""It's very pretty but we highly suggest a coffin"" Got passed by a guy
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Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition. Road painters are not the kind
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Statistics show that 1 in every 10 people, is gay.... ... So that means, out of the 10 guys' cocks I've sucked, one of them had to be gay. I've lost all ability to feel... I'm numb.... I'm starting to
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Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off. Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain. Captain: Are. Why are there commentators for
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My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking. Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you. I just assume everyone on my
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What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew THERAPIST: you're running from something. what do u think it might be? [goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion] ME: uhfailure I'd like
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Optimus Prime signs a contract with the devil He then turns to the autobots. ""Autobots, soul out!"" I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the
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5: I went potty. Me: Did you remember to wipe this time? 5: No. Me: Why? 5: It's faster my way. I don't know how to counter that argument. Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking
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You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league? So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem... ...and I said, ""Y Naught?"" I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's
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I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions. I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her
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Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves. Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing
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My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. So I cut off my leg. I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right
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Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life. ""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."" An apple a day..... Causes
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Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo! All of my suspicions are sneaking around. What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men. What did the Jewish pedophile
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I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something
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Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone. Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to
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You're a vegetarian? That's a missed steak What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers What do you call a Russian cat that's been
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