You're a vegetarian? That's a missed steak
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre
Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers
What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut.
89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.