How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit.
My friend went whale watching the other day... I didn't know people were paying to take pictures of my ex.
How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed.
Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday.
Monday mornings shouldn't start until noon.
