Make day funny (6873f)

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Optimus Prime signs a contract with the devil He then turns to the autobots. ""Autobots, soul out!""

I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the battery.

I'll be over there in a second Just give me a minute

Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know

I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman.

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