Make day funny (2647q)

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I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest.

[first day as funeral director] this is the dress she wants to be buried in ""It's very pretty but we highly suggest a coffin""

Got passed by a guy with a ponytail riding a moped so no I'm not ok.

I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma.

Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming.

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