What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew
THERAPIST: you're running from something. what do u think it might be? [goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion] ME: uhfailure
I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future.
Today I've smoked 2 packs of cigs, eaten only deep-fried foods & took the seatbelts out of my truck. Free healthcare is going to be awesome.
There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen