Conversations with Bud: Me: Whoa! You guys look like crap! Bud: It was Senior's fault. He made me check out the sights of the local canine underground last night. Me: Elliot did this. Right. Bud: All's

Conversations with Bud: Me: I have a bad cold today...I need to rest. Bud: I'll just lie here quietly next to you and make you better. Me: OK. Bud: Can I have a cookie? Me: no Bud: Will you scratch my

Conversations with Bud: Bud: Could you do something about our new neighbors. I hate them. Me: What new neighbors? The house hasn't been sold yet. Bud: Great. Keep it that way. Me: That's very cranky of

Conversations with Bud: Bud: Human! Get out here. My all-canine poker club is ready for their annual photo. Me: Whoa. What's with the bunny ears. Bud: We were feeling whimsical. Cute, don't you think?

Conversations with Bud: Me: Here Bud, try this on. Bud: You're kidding, right? Me: You'll make a cute Easter Bunny. Bud: I'll look ridiculous. Me: C'mon. It's for the kids tomorrow. Bud: Those kids are

Bud: Don't you think I'd look good as an evangelist? Me: Please? Bud: I'm totally cut out for it. Humans are ready for me to save them. Me: How can you say that? Bud: Your own vocabulary sets me up. Hey,

Bud: Plate's empty. Me: I see. Bud: There wasn't enough. Me: You had eggy and chicken. Spoiled rotten… Bud: Not enough. More egg. Me: That was breakfast. You can wait till lunch. Bud: What if I can't?

Bud: I'm driving today. Me: Forget it. You don't have a license. Bud: Neither do half the people in town. Me: You never use turn signals. Bud: Nobody does around here ... I'd be stopped if I did. Me: You're

Bud: I hate my name. Me: After all these years? Bud: It's disrespectful. BUD. Where are we anyways, Colorado? Do I looked stoned to you? Me: You got it all wrong. Your full name is Budreaux. Because you

Bud: I'm exhausted. Me: You look it. Bud: These casting calls are killers. Every short mutt with an attitude thinks they can be me. Me: Don't tell me…you're taking your act to Broadway. Bud: We're doing

Me: I think we should get a cat. Bud: Whaaa…nooooo… Me: It's a good idea. Bud: Why a cat? Dogs are so much better in so many ways. Me: Name one. Bud: Well…how about tricks? Me: You don't do tricks. Bud:

Me: So people wonder why we never take you out for Japanese food... Bud: I hate sushi. Me: I know, right? Bud: Bad breath. Me: Compared to doggie breath? Bud: Much worse. And forget about the green stuff.

Me: What's with the suitcases, Bud? I thought you were busy getting ready for your birthday. Bud: Time to take a break. A little bird told me you were going to Puerto Rico Saturday. Me: Without you. Bud:

Me: You woke me up wa-ay too early this morning. Bud: I had to pee. Me: At 3:30 am? Bud: It happens. Me: This is getting to be a habit. I don't like it. Bud: I'm old. Me: Shut up. I'm older and my knees

Bud: Get Trump on the phone. Me: What? Bud: You know that hu-uge wall he wants? Me: Yeah… Bud: There's a slightly used one in China. He could make on of his famous deals. Me: You gotta be kidding me. Bud:

Bud: Thank you for that snack. Me: You're welcome, Bud. Bud: It was quite tasty. Me: I'm glad you liked it. Bud: It was just salty enough without making me thirsty, you know? Me: uh-huh... Bud: An insouciant

Me: Nice day, Bud. Bud: Looks like rain. Me: Not a chance. Bud: You sure? Me: Positive. Bud: Well, did you check? Me: Yes. Bud: Hmmm...what's with the dark clouds? Me: There's not a cloud in the sky. Bud:

Bud: C'mon in, I've been expecting you. Me: I'd appreciate a little privacy here... Bud: No can do, human. Me: This IS the bathroom, you know. Bud: And you've made it the perfect spot for my morning nap.

Me: Why are you looking at me like that? Bud: You just fed me banana. Me: Yes. They're sweet. Good for you, too. Perfect snack. Bud: (no comment) Me: What's the problem? Bud: It's people food, man…can't

Bud: Would it kill you to put out another water bowl? I'm dying of thirst out here. Me: Elliot will be done in a second, Bud. Don't be so cranky. Bud: All that backwash! That CAN'T be sanitary. I definitely