Bud: Get Trump on the phone.
Me: What?
Bud: You know that hu-uge wall he wants?
Me: Yeah…
Bud: There's a slightly used one in China. He could make on of his famous deals.
Me: You gotta be kidding me.
Bud: Bet he hasn't thought of it.
Me: I'm dialing. I'm dialing.
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