Me: So people wonder why we never take you out for Japanese food... Bud: I hate sushi. Me: I know, right? Bud: Bad breath. Me: Compared to doggie breath? Bud: Much worse. And forget about the green stuff.

Me: What's with the suitcases, Bud? I thought you were busy getting ready for your birthday. Bud: Time to take a break. A little bird told me you were going to Puerto Rico Saturday. Me: Without you. Bud:

Me: You woke me up wa-ay too early this morning. Bud: I had to pee. Me: At 3:30 am? Bud: It happens. Me: This is getting to be a habit. I don't like it. Bud: I'm old. Me: Shut up. I'm older and my knees

Bud: Get Trump on the phone. Me: What? Bud: You know that hu-uge wall he wants? Me: Yeah… Bud: There's a slightly used one in China. He could make on of his famous deals. Me: You gotta be kidding me. Bud:

Bud: Thank you for that snack. Me: You're welcome, Bud. Bud: It was quite tasty. Me: I'm glad you liked it. Bud: It was just salty enough without making me thirsty, you know? Me: uh-huh... Bud: An insouciant

Me: Nice day, Bud. Bud: Looks like rain. Me: Not a chance. Bud: You sure? Me: Positive. Bud: Well, did you check? Me: Yes. Bud: Hmmm...what's with the dark clouds? Me: There's not a cloud in the sky. Bud:

Bud: C'mon in, I've been expecting you. Me: I'd appreciate a little privacy here... Bud: No can do, human. Me: This IS the bathroom, you know. Bud: And you've made it the perfect spot for my morning nap.

Me: Why are you looking at me like that? Bud: You just fed me banana. Me: Yes. They're sweet. Good for you, too. Perfect snack. Bud: (no comment) Me: What's the problem? Bud: It's people food, man…can't

Bud: Would it kill you to put out another water bowl? I'm dying of thirst out here. Me: Elliot will be done in a second, Bud. Don't be so cranky. Bud: All that backwash! That CAN'T be sanitary. I definitely

Bud: Human, what did the hungry Dalmatian say after dinner? Me: Do tell. Bud: That hit the spot. Me: ha. Bud: What did the canine say to the tree? Me: what? Bud: Bark! Me: funny... Bud: And. What did the

Me: Bud, you've got birdseed on your chin. Again. Bud: mrffmmm Me: Old man, I feed you great stuff. And snacks. Why do you insist on eating the stuff I throw in the bushes? Bud: rrrr---rroughage?

Bud: You look worn out, human. Me: Yeah, it's been a rough week. Bud: I can tell. You need a night off. Why don't you go out tonight? Me: That would be nice...but what about your dinner, and your special

Bud: Adios, amiga Humana. Me: And where do you think you’re going with your ‘Hooked on Phonics’ Spanish? Bud: Make all the fun you want. I’m setting my sights on San Juan, where my local fan club has already

Bud: My anchovy-tasting club and I have decided to retrace the magi’s path across the Holy Land this year. Me: Anchovy-tasting club. Bud: We were watching ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ while tasting the latest

Bud: I've come up with a brilliant way to save you money. Me: Should I be afraid? Bud: It's a sure-fire winner. All you have to do is buy 2/3 fewer puppy cookies than you do now. Thousands in savings.

Bud: It's me, Human. I'm out here. Me: I can see that. Bud: Playing hard to get? Me: No Bud, I'm tired of being your personal doorman. Bud: Let me in. Me: Is this the last time? Bud: The last time for

Me: Looks as if you had a rough time of it last night. Bud: Hmf....females. Someone ought to write an operating manual. Me: I assume you were behaving badly. Bud: I was behaving passionately...carried

Bud: Hear ye, hear ye, minuscule Human! The Council of Canines has convened and I, the Grand Mastiff of the domicile... Me: Really. Grand Mastiff. You're going with that? Bud: DON'T INTERRUPT. Me: Sorry.

![5A0B103C-54E6-43F0-9587-6AE29EB99FAD.jpeg]( Bud: Human. It has come to my attention that you have made an appointment at the local saw bones for us. I have come to discuss the reckless disregard you

Me: Go hop in the car Bud! We're going to the beach! Bud: No hopping. No beach. Me: Aw. It'll be fun. I'll be bringing a picnic. Bud: Picnic? What kind of picnic? Me: Cuban sandwiches... Bud: I like Cuban