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Conversations With Bud
Me: So people wonder why we never take you out for Japanese food... Bud: I hate sushi. Me: I know, right? Bud: Bad breath. Me: Compared to doggie breath? Bud: Much worse. And forget about the green stuff.
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sararmullis
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Me: What's with the suitcases, Bud? I thought you were busy getting ready for your birthday. Bud: Time to take a break. A little bird told me you were going to Puerto Rico Saturday. Me: Without you. Bud:
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sararmullis
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Me: You woke me up wa-ay too early this morning. Bud: I had to pee. Me: At 3:30 am? Bud: It happens. Me: This is getting to be a habit. I don't like it. Bud: I'm old. Me: Shut up. I'm older and my knees
sararmullis
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Bud: Get Trump on the phone. Me: What? Bud: You know that hu-uge wall he wants? Me: Yeah… Bud: There's a slightly used one in China. He could make on of his famous deals. Me: You gotta be kidding me. Bud:
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sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: Thank you for that snack. Me: You're welcome, Bud. Bud: It was quite tasty. Me: I'm glad you liked it. Bud: It was just salty enough without making me thirsty, you know? Me: uh-huh... Bud: An insouciant
sararmullis
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Me: Nice day, Bud. Bud: Looks like rain. Me: Not a chance. Bud: You sure? Me: Positive. Bud: Well, did you check? Me: Yes. Bud: Hmmm...what's with the dark clouds? Me: There's not a cloud in the sky. Bud:
sararmullis
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9y
Conversations With Bud
Bud: C'mon in, I've been expecting you. Me: I'd appreciate a little privacy here... Bud: No can do, human. Me: This IS the bathroom, you know. Bud: And you've made it the perfect spot for my morning nap.
sararmullis
funny
9y
Conversations With Bud
Me: Why are you looking at me like that? Bud: You just fed me banana. Me: Yes. They're sweet. Good for you, too. Perfect snack. Bud: (no comment) Me: What's the problem? Bud: It's people food, man…can't
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Saludos, mis estimados amigos de Literatos. Me complace estar de vuelta por la comunidad después de un tiempo en que, por razones de fuerza mayor, me fue imposible. Hoy estuve buscando entre mis apuntes
sararmullis
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Bud: Would it kill you to put out another water bowl? I'm dying of thirst out here. Me: Elliot will be done in a second, Bud. Don't be so cranky. Bud: All that backwash! That CAN'T be sanitary. I definitely
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: Human, what did the hungry Dalmatian say after dinner? Me: Do tell. Bud: That hit the spot. Me: ha. Bud: What did the canine say to the tree? Me: what? Bud: Bark! Me: funny... Bud: And. What did the
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Me: Bud, you've got birdseed on your chin. Again. Bud: mrffmmm Me: Old man, I feed you great stuff. And snacks. Why do you insist on eating the stuff I throw in the bushes? Bud: rrrr---rroughage?
sararmullis
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Bud: You look worn out, human. Me: Yeah, it's been a rough week. Bud: I can tell. You need a night off. Why don't you go out tonight? Me: That would be nice...but what about your dinner, and your special
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sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: Adios, amiga Humana. Me: And where do you think you’re going with your ‘Hooked on Phonics’ Spanish? Bud: Make all the fun you want. I’m setting my sights on San Juan, where my local fan club has already
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: My anchovy-tasting club and I have decided to retrace the magi’s path across the Holy Land this year. Me: Anchovy-tasting club. Bud: We were watching ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ while tasting the latest
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: I've come up with a brilliant way to save you money. Me: Should I be afraid? Bud: It's a sure-fire winner. All you have to do is buy 2/3 fewer puppy cookies than you do now. Thousands in savings.
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: It's me, Human. I'm out here. Me: I can see that. Bud: Playing hard to get? Me: No Bud, I'm tired of being your personal doorman. Bud: Let me in. Me: Is this the last time? Bud: The last time for
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Welcome to Liquid Eye’s Actifit Blog Moonday ☀️ 11369 A pretty mild morning to start the week, around 10 degrees again. I just did a brisk “Three Bridges” loop with interval walking because the contractor
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Me: Looks as if you had a rough time of it last night. Bud: Hmf....females. Someone ought to write an operating manual. Me: I assume you were behaving badly. Bud: I was behaving passionately...carried
sararmullis
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Conversations With Bud
Bud: Hear ye, hear ye, minuscule Human! The Council of Canines has convened and I, the Grand Mastiff of the domicile... Me: Really. Grand Mastiff. You're going with that? Bud: DON'T INTERRUPT. Me: Sorry.
sararmullis
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