Bud: C'mon in, I've been expecting you.
Me: I'd appreciate a little privacy here...
Bud: No can do, human.
Me: This IS the bathroom, you know.
Bud: And you've made it the perfect spot for my morning nap. Very considerate of you.
Me: Yeaaahh...and now I'd like some consideration on your part.
Bud: Done: feast your eyes on the lovely paper pyramid behind me. All for you.
Me: Bud. OUT.
Bud: Sheesh! I told you to stay away from those tacos last night.
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