Me: So people wonder why we never take you out for Japanese food...
Bud: I hate sushi.
Me: I know, right?
Bud: Bad breath.
Me: Compared to doggie breath?
Bud: Much worse. And forget about the green stuff.
Me: Wasabe?
Bud: That stuff is too hot to handle.
Me: So. I was right. You should stay home.
Bud: No. You should order me a pizza.
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