Me: You woke me up wa-ay too early this morning.
Bud: I had to pee.
Me: At 3:30 am?
Bud: It happens.
Me: This is getting to be a habit. I don't like it.
Bud: I'm old.
Me: Shut up. I'm older and my knees hurt. You are spoiled rotten. Be civilized and hold it till 6:00 am.
Bud: I'm 105 in canine years. That's elder abuse. Someone call Social Services!
Me: Ok. I give up--but I'm not happy about it…
Bud: At least you don't have to lift your leg and pee on a bush. Think about what that would do to your knees.
