Bud: Don't you think I'd look good as an evangelist?
Me: Please?
Bud: I'm totally cut out for it. Humans are ready for me to save them.
Me: How can you say that?
Bud: Your own vocabulary sets me up. Hey, you have the word 'dogma'.
Me: That has nothing to do with canines.
Bud: Oh? Spell dog backwards. Coincidence? I think not.
Me: Now you're just being insulting.
Bud: Hmf. Trump just calls it campaigning.
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