Conversations with Bud:
Me: Here Bud, try this on.
Bud: You're kidding, right?
Me: You'll make a cute Easter Bunny.
Bud: I'll look ridiculous.
Me: C'mon. It's for the kids tomorrow.
Bud: Those kids are smart enough to know I'm not that stupid rabbit.
Me: ugh. EASTER BUNNY!
Bud: Whatever. I'm not doing it.
Me: Spoilsport.
Bud: It's called maintaining ones' dignity.
Me: Oh. Well. I guess that means you're too lofty for the Easter Egg hunt.
Bud: I said dignified. Not antisocial. Oh-- and will you remind the ankle-biters I get a two minute head start?
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