Bud: I'm exhausted.
Me: You look it.
Bud: These casting calls are killers. Every short mutt with an attitude thinks they can be me.
Me: Don't tell me…you're taking your act to Broadway.
Bud: We're doing 'Bud-The Musical'
Me: Swell.
Bud: It's as if 'Cats' married 'Hamilton' - It'll be huge!
Me: Andrew Lloyd Weber can do rap?
Bud: Better. I'm thinking of hiring the rapper Pitbull for the score. It'll be an all-canine oeuvre.
Me: I hate to break it to you, but Pitbull is human.
Bud: He is? Crap! I think I have a headache.
From @sararmullis