Conversations with Bud:
Me: Whoa! You guys look like crap!
Bud: It was Senior's fault. He made me check out the sights of the local canine underground last night.
Me: Elliot did this. Right.
Bud: All's I know is that we ended up at this joint called 'Feral Feelings".Total debauchery.
Me: And you may have overindulged.
Bud: I couldn't help myself. There was an all-feline revue wrestling in kitty litter, free-flowing beer out of porcelain toilets, and big screen showings of the best of "Ants Without Underpants". This was sin city.
Me: It's a wonder you came home at all.
Bud: I'll admit I was in my cups when I thought I met the platinum-haired goddess of my dreams and...
Elliot: Shut up Bud. That's embarrassing.
Bud: What happens at Feral Feelings stays at Feral Feelings. Just bring us aspirin, Human. Stat.
From @sararmullis