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Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger What do you call a
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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.) What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going
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Always amazed when I see people slip guns into the back of their pants. How is that comfortable? How do you not get a weapon wedgie? You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you
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What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair. Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever.
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Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst. how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done,
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I like my sex how I like my endoplasmic reticulum... Rough If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty. I mean, seriously. What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars.
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Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large. Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids.
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a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals JESUS: today im going to walk on water JUDAS: NO DONT-- [jesus walks onto
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What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips! How to Fall Down the
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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had! How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know,
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An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?
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A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone. Some guy robbed a local gas station and stole $700 worth of cigarettes. I wonder what he'll do with both packs. What do you call
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Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down. cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points
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Every time my daughter drinks juice she says ""cheers"" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences. What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch Was Jesus Gay? Maybe
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Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field. My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food What is Gordon
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I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: ""I Did The Murder."" JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed How do you
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What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents. Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot. Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken. Business
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[first day as coast guard] Boss: 7 people died on your watch today Me [looking off into the distance]: yes but the coast is fine So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will
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Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it. How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow. My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit.
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Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her. What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes! One time I saw a duck get hit by
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