Every time my daughter drinks juice she says ""cheers"" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch
Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!""
At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the ""I have a PhD"" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue
