What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste
Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had!
How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black
So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either.