Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it.
How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow.
My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit.
I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug.
Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess.