I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened
LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: ""I Did The Murder."" JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed
How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you.
Ellen Pao's husband