I like my sex how I like my endoplasmic reticulum... Rough
If your surname is Dumpty, don't name your kid Humpty. I mean, seriously.
What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars.
Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email
[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks.