Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large.
Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids.
I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's me.
Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that