Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field.
My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food
What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's fucking Frozen!!!!!
I just stopped at a yellow light to give myself a few extra seconds to craft this tweet.
Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter.
