Make day funny (4523c)

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What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents.

Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken.

Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee

Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating.

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