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2017-06-27 19:54
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I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself. The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in
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Do you know the fat catholic woman? [OC] She has mass. I'm really good at managing my credit card... ...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding. When should you charge a battery?
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Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!! Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely,
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Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much. I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised.
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Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base! Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades.
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Did you hear the joke about a feminist? That isn't funny. What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite! If my wife were a car, she'd be a
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Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long. If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire
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Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter. ""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand My life
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Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites. Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy What
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Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying ""your mom"" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too . . . . just
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So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol What do you call a complaining adult? A groan up! My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower. [sexy time]
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My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year. DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating what idiot
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I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, ""Yes!"" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in. I sure
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Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk? *opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche""
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Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry What did the facial hair say when it had to leave
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Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side. What's an owl's favorite subject? Owlgebra what's the medical term for
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I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay. When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it's best to remember they're pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast
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Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass. LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to
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I walked up to a girl and said, ""If you were a drug, I would overdose!"" She said, ""Thanks."" I said, ""Then you wouldn't be able to ruin my life any more."" What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker
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A musician always closed his eyes when he sang. When asked, he replied, ""I can't bear to see people suffering."" Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he. I see right through
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