I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay.
When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it's best to remember they're pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast when you let go
How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!
I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma.
The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue.