Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?
*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche""
I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light
[describing criminal to sketch artist] ""No, no his nose was a bit more avant-garde than that. His eyes suggested he'd lost a ladder.""
What do you call people that you hate? Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.